Contact Me

Feel free to email me at with questions, comments, or nude selfies. Messages are checked daily and replies are usually sent within 24 hours - sooner if you are single and good looking. You can also stalk me on Facebook and Twitter.

Please forgive the lazy email link. This site is still under construction, and I'm an author*, not a CSS expert. I'll put up a propper contact and subscription form soon. Until then, there's some icons you can click at the bottom. Go tinker with that.